Tag Archives: Humor

Quote of the Week

What I don’t like is picking up one more thing I will find I can’t live without…. You get too many things you can’t live without, and pretty soon you’re in danger of death.

Murr Brewster, on finally getting a mobile phone.

Maru — Greatest Hits, Vol. 1

Before you call this trivial, you need to know that this cat’s videos on YouTube have been viewed more than 100,000,000 (yes, that’s 100 million) times.  So don’t knock it if you can’t top it.

Andrew Jackson’s Lucky Day

The first attempt to assassinate a president was on Andrew Jackson by Richard Lawrence, a house painter. Both of his guns misfired, however – an event that statisticians say should occur only once in 125,000 times. Andrew Jackson then chased Lawrence with his walking stick. – Provided by RandomHistory.com