PG-13 FOR SURE… AND NOT FOR PRUDES! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED…
Sister Mary Catherine and Mother Superior are driving down the street in Belfast when a car full of rowdy drunks pulls up next to them at a red light.
“Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!”
shouts one of the drunks.
Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Catherine and says, “I don’t think they know who we are. Show them your cross.”
So Mary Kate rolls down her window, leans out
and shouts, “Screw off ye little wankers, before I come over there and rip off yer balls!”
Then she looks back at the wide-eyed Mother Superior and asks, “Do you think that was cross enough?”