Massive Flow Of Bullshit Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters


“We’re looking at a truly staggering load of shit here,” said Rebecca Palmer, an environmental scientist at the University of Georgia, who claimed that only BP has the ability to stem the flow of bullshit and plug it at its source. “And this is just the beginning— we’re only seeing the surface-level bullshit. It could be years before we sift through it all and figure out just how deep this bullshit goes.”

http://www.theonion.com/articles/massive-flow-of-bullshit-continues-to-gush-from-bp,17564/

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