Man bites shark, shark punches man…no, shark bites dog…

ISLAMORADA, FL — A 14-pound rat terrier is recovering after his owner saved him from a shark attack.  Greg LeNoir said he was taking his dog, Jake, for his daily swim near the keys.

LeNoir said he saw a large greenish object approaching Jake, which he suddenly realized was a shark.  At about the same time, the shark grabbed the yelping dog almost completely in its mouth, and took off underwater.

LeNoir said he dove in, caught up with the shark, and began punching on its back with his fists.

The shark let go of Jake.  Dog and master made it back to shore safely.

Jake was banged up and suffered lacerations from the shark’s teeth, but he’s going to be okay.

Harsh Review of Restoration in Everglades

The harsh review of the federal effort known as the Comprehensive Everglades Restoration Plan, or CERP, comes in the midst of what could be a major shake-up. Florida is negotiating a proposed $1.75 billion purchase of nearly 300 square miles of farmland from the United States Sugar Corporation to add storage space for millions of gallons of water south of Lake Okeechobee.

The plan, which is expected to be finalized by the end of the year, was praised by the National Research Council. But with the acquisition’s impact at least a decade away, the report’s authors concluded that it would not be a panacea.

“The bottom line,” said Mr. Graf, a professor of geology at the University of South Carolina, “is I don’t think we can wait and see what happens.” MORE>>>

Misusing Sarah

The ironic thing about Sarah Palin is that she’s so personable that if her GOP handlers would just let her be herself she would probably do pretty well.  By all accounts she is bright, with an instinctive grasp of the things that are important to the people she’s addressing.  People who have debated her, including a rival for the governorship who did so more than twenty times around Alaska, say that she has a unnerving was of not answering questions, turning instead to areas where she is more informed, and doing it so adroitly that listeners hardly realize that she has deflected the question.

Let’s hope that her handlers, recruited from the ranks of Little George’s wranglers back in The Day, don’t hear about that.   If they let her get off the talking points and onto areas where she is comfortable, it could get ugly.

The woman’s got some chops, so pray she doesn’t get a chance to use them.

On the other hand, it would take direct intervention by an Apocalyptically Angry God to pull McCain’s s’mores out of the fire, so it probably doesn’t really matter much.

Caught Between A Rock And A Hard Truth

It seems that the Republican pundits’ love affair with La Palin is wilting like a 3-day violet.  There have been several rather overtly uncomplimentary remarks amongst the press and conservative bloggers in general.

Most recently, there was Kathleen Parker’s blockbuster in the New Republic online, where she wrote, among other things, that “If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself.” This from one of the leading conservative bloggers, and a former major Palin supporter.  If she’s turning her back on the Governor, what must the more centrist Republicans be thinking?  Continue reading

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A Bit of Hypocrisy, or is it just Sour Grapes?

A New York Times article reads as follows:

The collapse of the proposed rescue plan for the teetering financial system was the product of a larger failure — of political leadership in Washington — at a moment when the world was looking to the United States to contain the cascading economic crisis.

From the White House to Congress to the presidential campaign trail, the principal players did not rally the votes they needed in the House. They appeared not to comprehend or address in a convincing way an intense strain of opposition to the deal among voters. They allowed partisan politics to flare at sensitive moments. Read the rest …

Don’t get me wrong.  I was very much in favor of the rescue plan (or “bailout,” if you prefer), and I am about as far from a Republican as you can get.  However, I’m seeing an interesting dichotomy, bordering on hypocrisy, in statements from the media and other parties.

It has long been a complaint in various quarters that the legislators in Washington go about their own agendas, paying no attention whatever to the will of the people.  Yet here we have a situation where, according to the politicians and the media, public opinion as reflected in phone calls and emails was running ~100:1 against the rescue plan.  Voila!  The politicians did what the people obviously wanted — and, whether or not it was in the pols own best interest as well, it was still what the vast majority apparently wanted.  Now everyone is complaining that they sold out.

What’s up with that?

Kathleen Parker: “If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself”

Kathleen Parker is a well-known conservative columnist.  Writing for The National Review, she states what is becoming clear to everyone who has been paying attention with that legendary 1/10th of their brain.  This article is reproduced here in its entirety, in the public interest.  It may or may not fall under the fair use doctrine, and I don’t really care.

Frankly, I’d hate to see Palin withdraw.  She’s such a monument to the Pubs’ manipulation and lousy judgment, she should be enshrined.  Just not in the Oval Office.

If at one time women were considered heretical for swimming upstream against feminist orthodoxy, they now face condemnation for swimming downstream — away from Sarah Palin.

To express reservations about her qualifications to be vice president — and possibly president — is to risk being labeled anti-woman.

Or, as I am guilty of charging her early critics, supporting only a certain kind of woman.

Some of the passionately feminist critics of Palin who attacked her personally deserved some of the backlash they received. But circumstances have changed since Palin was introduced as just a hockey mom with lipstick — what a difference a financial crisis makes — and a more complicated picture has emerged.

As we’ve seen and heard more from John McCain’s running mate, it is increasingly clear that Palin is a problem. Quick study or not, she doesn’t know enough about economics and foreign policy to make Americans comfortable with a President Palin should conditions warrant her promotion.

Yes, she recently met and turned several heads of state as the United Nations General Assembly convened in New York. She was gracious, charming and disarming. Men swooned. Pakistan’s president wanted to hug her. (Perhaps Osama bin Laden is dying to meet her?)

And, yes, she has common sense, something we value. And she’s had executive experience as a mayor and a governor, though of relatively small constituencies (about 6,000 and 680,000, respectively).

Finally, Palin’s narrative is fun, inspiring and all-American in that frontier way we seem to admire. When Palin first emerged as John McCain’s running mate, I confess I was delighted. She was the antithesis and nemesis of the hirsute, Birkenstock-wearing sisterhood — a refreshing feminist of a different order who personified the modern successful working mother.

Palin didn’t make a mess cracking the glass ceiling. She simply glided through it.

It was fun while it lasted.

Palin’s recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who Is Clearly Out Of Her League.

No one hates saying that more than I do. Like so many women, I’ve been pulling for Palin, wishing her the best, hoping she will perform brilliantly. I’ve also noticed that I watch her interviews with the held breath of an anxious parent, my finger poised over the mute button in case it gets too painful. Unfortunately, it often does. My cringe reflex is exhausted.

Palin filibusters. She repeats words, filling space with deadwood. Cut the verbiage and there’s not much content there. Here’s but one example of many from her interview with Hannity: “Well, there is a danger in allowing some obsessive partisanship to get into the issue that we’re talking about today. And that’s something that John McCain, too, his track record, proving that he can work both sides of the aisle, he can surpass the partisanship that must be surpassed to deal with an issue like this.”

When Couric pointed to polls showing that the financial crisis had boosted Obama’s numbers, Palin blustered wordily: “I’m not looking at poll numbers. What I think Americans at the end of the day are going to be able to go back and look at track records and see who’s more apt to be talking about solutions and wishing for and hoping for solutions for some opportunity to change, and who’s actually done it?”

If BS were currency, Palin could bail out Wall Street herself.

If Palin were a man, we’d all be guffawing, just as we do every time Joe Biden tickles the back of his throat with his toes. But because she’s a woman — and the first ever on a Republican presidential ticket — we are reluctant to say what is painfully true.

What to do?

McCain can’t repudiate his choice for running mate. He not only risks the wrath of the GOP’s unforgiving base, but he invites others to second-guess his executive decision-making ability. Barack Obama faces the same problem with Biden.

Only Palin can save McCain, her party, and the country she loves. She can bow out for personal reasons, perhaps because she wants to spend more time with her newborn. No one would criticize a mother who puts her family first.

Do it for your country.

— Kathleen Parker is a nationally syndicated columnist.

© 2008, Washington Post Writers Group

GOP Terrified of Allowing Media Access to Idiot Child

[Palin] has yet to hold a major press conference 32 days after McCain announced her as his running mate – and that’s not changing anytime soon. McCain spokesman Michael Goldfarb said Palin will do at least one news conference before election day. That could mean that the person who could potentially lead the free world will have done one national press conference before being sworn into office.

The Democratic vice presidential nominee, Joe Biden, has given more than 89 national and local interviews over roughly the same period of time.

Palin: McCain campaign’s end-run around media

Whooeeee…

The House failed to pass the bailout, and already the Pubs are trying to blame Nancy Pelosi.  All I can say is, if one speech can change that many minds, then they must be pretty weak minds.

In other news, B&B investment bank was nationalized by the UK, and Fortis was rescued by a consortuim of three countries — probably France, Belgium and The Netherlands (just a guess).

One happy note: it’s going to be an absolute riot watching Sarah Palin try to deal with all this during the debate.  We’ll see what her economic chops can do against the head of the Senate Finance Committee.