A tribute to some of my correspondents

You’ve got way too much time on your hands when you resort to browsing your spam folder. On the other hand, writers are always looking for names for their characters, and some of my correspamdents come up with examples that are — well — unique, for want of a better description.

I suppose I should thank these folks, most of whom are concerned about the health of various portions of my anatomy, for taking the time to write. So I’ll kill two birds with one stone. Here are some names for you writers — and to those named below…

Thank you for your interest.

jide Corkum
arch gamaliel
Stacey Niswonger
esabel Patula
Garren Jechort
franciskus wynne
danckof Quitasol
Humberto Piper
Blanche Crouch
Yolanda J. Butts
Bretthauer Brousseau
asinardi Tambogon
Ross Koskivirta
Nhung Gunko
eward dian

From the Environment News Service


U.S. ENDANGERED SPECIES PROGRAM BURDENED BY POLITICAL MEDDLING

By J.R. Pegg
WASHINGTON, DC, November 29, 2007 (ENS)
A top
Bush administration appointee at the U.S. Interior Department could
have benefitted financially from a decision she was involved with to
remove a California fish from the federal endangered species list,
according to a new report by the agency’s inspector general. The report
on the actions of Julie MacDonald comes on the heels of a decision by
the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to revise seven Endangered Species
Act rulings she improperly influenced during her tenure at the agency.


http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/nov2007/2007-11-29-10.asp



DRC’s NEW RAINFOREST RESERVE FOR THE ENDANGERED BONOBO


WASHINGTON, DC, November 29, 2007 (ENS)A vast rainforest nature
reserve has been newly set aside by the Democratic Republic of Congo,
DRC, to encourage improved protection for the endangered bonobo, a
great ape species that few people even know exists. Found only in the
DRC, bonobos inhabit the heart of the Congo Basin, Africa’s largest
rainforest, now threatened by industrial logging.


http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/nov2007/2007-11-29-02.asp



ONE-QUARTER OF ALL U.S. BIRD SPECIES AT RISK

WASHINGTON, DC, November 28, 2007 (ENS)One in every four bird
species in the United States is imperiled and needs conservation help
to survive, finds a new assessment released today by two bird-centered
organizations – the Audubon Society and American Bird Conservancy.
Their WatchList 2007 is an analysis of population size and trends,
distribution, and threats for the 683 bird species that regularly breed
in the United States.


http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/nov2007/2007-11-28-01.asp



BREATHING SMOGGY AIR MORE DANGEROUS FOR FATTER PEOPLE

CHAPEL HILL, North Carolina, November 27, 2007 (ENS)The first
evidence that fatter people with higher body mass index may have a
greater reaction to smoggy air than leaner people was presented today
by the National Institutes of Health. Short-term exposure to
ground-level ozone, or smog, is known to cause a temporary drop in lung
function in many people, but this is the first study in humans to look
at whether body weight influences how much lung function drops.


http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/nov2007/2007-11-27-01.asp

Top 5 Christmas Scams to Watch for This Christmas Shopping Season

As the Christmas shopping season shifts into high gear, take time to think carefully before making your purchases and any charitable donations.

Although scammers are always prowling for victims with the following scams, consumers are especially vulnerable during the holidays. With so much to do, many otherwise cautious people let their guards down.

Con artists are ready to exploit busy, distracted shoppers — some desperate to buy popular gift items. They’re also ready to “ramp up” their emotional appeals when posing as representatives of real (or real-sounding) charities.

We believe the following 5 Christmas Scams will dominate the 2007 Christmas season. However, if you use common sense and take our advice, the Grinch won’t have a chance of stealing YOUR Christmas.

Top 5 Christmas Scams to Watch for This Christmas Shopping Season

Lee County’s “Wild Bill” Belvin — this is some cool stuff…

W.T. Wild Bill Belvin, 48-year-old Lee county Robinson Crusoe, returned
to civilization yesterday afternoon, only to be lodged in the Lee
county jail last night on a charge of stealing pelican eggs.

The
former boiler maker and preacher, who yesterday completed a year of
life in the jungle fastness of Pine Island sound with a pair of
spectacles and a set of false teeth as his only aids from civilization,
was arrested by Sheriff F. B. Tippins as he entered the White Way
barber shop to receive his first hair cut and shave in twelve months.
The sheriff carried him to the jail immediately, not even permitting
him to have his hair cut and shave.

The News-Press, news-press.com, Fort Myers, Legend of Lee’s ‘Wild Bill’ resurfaces

Not Enough Shopping Days Left

My friend Tracey, the Suburban Diva, shares with us her thoughts on last-minute shopping for the holidays.  In addition to being one of the funniest women on the planet, she is the only homemaker I know who has entertained the Stanley Cup in her living room.  Read on…

In the bizarre world of holiday shopping, there is the infamous “Black Friday.” Soon after arrives “Cyber Monday.” Eventually the “Day After Christmas,” is upon us. But I think retailers are still missing the majority of the shopping population with these minor sales events.

What about “Freak Out Friday?” That day when you realize that you are turning the calendar page to December and you haven’t purchased one gift, decorated nary a bough nor baked a single Snickerdoodle? You can hear the collective scream of panic in every household in America. They say it’s one of the few sounds heard from space….”  MORE>>>

Latest idea that’s for the birds: Raising snails

Attempts to increase the population of apple snails aim help an endangered kite.

Apple-snail populations are at risk from the extended water shortage,
making it more difficult for snail kites to find regular meals in Lake
Okeechobee and the Everglades.

Depending on water levels,
scientists hope to be able to release some of the captive-raised snails
this spring into Lake Okeechobee, Lake Istokpoga or Everglades wetlands.

Latest idea that’s for the birds: Raising snails — OrlandoSentinel.com

Cliff Moody, 90, has no plans to stop hiking

PAHOKEE — Cliff Moody seems to prove that hiking is good for you.

Moody, 90, of Ocala, walked from South Bay to Pahokee early Sunday morning to become the oldest person to complete the nine-day, 109-mile Big O Hike around Lake Okeechobee.

One of 25 hikers who walked all the way around
the lake this year, Moody looked stronger than he did two years ago.
During that hike, the soft-spoken former Navy submarine crewman and
pharmacist tripped on a rock and fell down an embankment. After he was
bandaged at a hospital, he finished.

This year, Moody finished ahead of the pack on the 11.8-mile final leg from South Bay to Pahokee.    Read more…

Two Lessons

They took my Aunt Theresa off life support yesterday. She had a good time on her last day, with reason to be very proud of her granddaughter, and died in the arms of a loved one. It was time to let go of the shell, and her family made the right decision. She is no longer there. At some point today or tomorrow her body will stop breathing, and this part of her journey will officially be over. The details of her departure don’t matter.

What does matter are the lessons to be learned. Continue reading

Water Has Cleared in Lake O

WEST PALM BEACH, Florida, November 26, 2007 (ENS) – Without hurricanes to disturb it, water quality in the largest freshwater lake in the southeastern United States has improved substantially over the past two years, according to the South Florida Water Management District’s most recent water quality data.   Much more>>>